I think she uses heroin - a lot!

So, Karowhine-ah (that is her new name forever) has not gone to a single class this week.
she missed all her classes on monday because she didnt feel well. OK, she said she started to throw up at 5am (i dunno, I sleep heavier than a coma victim). she went to health circus and they asked her if she were preggo.
Last week, or maybe the week before, Karowhine-ah decided to drop her ONLY tuesday class. But yesterday she magically felt so much better that she didnt leave the house until 8 pm.

this morning, i wake up and see that she is still in bed (in reverse). her feet were where her head should have been. and so i start yelling at her to go to class because it is 9:15 and her first class started at 9.

"i dont feel good. leave me alone." and "i generally don't feel good in the morning"

and the fun ensues. we bicker back and forth for a while and i decide to get a bucket of water.

YES! a bucket of cold water.

so i tell her to get the eff up and either go to school or health circus. no response but "leave me alone."

Karowhine-ah finally got up, i think, and was in the shower?
no clue. But she really needs to grow the hell up or else next time there will not be just small splashes of water on her hands, imma dump 5 gallons on her. Waterboard style.