SOOOOO!!!!!!!
as i am sitting here trying to get wasted, Karolina decides that she wants popcorn.
NO!
the dishes are STILL not done, and I have no room to work!
STFU!
Monday, August 31, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
doggy toothpaste?
Karolina: Does bentley have doggy toothpaste?
Me: No! Why?
Karolina: 'Cause his breath is stinky.
Me: Maybe it's because he's been licking his asshole all night.
Karolina: That is true.
Proof that my pollack is a re-re.
Me: No! Why?
Karolina: 'Cause his breath is stinky.
Me: Maybe it's because he's been licking his asshole all night.
Karolina: That is true.
Proof that my pollack is a re-re.
Friday, August 21, 2009
Eve of the school year
The fun has already begun.
Last night, while playing a game of "asshole" at Collin's new house, Karolina just about made my head explode.
Since this was her first time (supposedly) playing the game, I had to explain the game to her. Fine, there were other new comers to the game so it wasn't a real problem. Also, "asshole" has many different variations of rules so it was pretty much necessary.
I was unaware that I would actually have to explain to her about cards in general.
During the 3rd hand of the game, Karolina decided to let her polish side come out.
She did not know that a pair of anything is higher than an ace.
Game over. Game the f over.
She really, REALLY needs to pull her head out of her caboose.
On what planet that one ace can beat a pair of anything, that she lives on, I do not know. But NASA needs to locate it so they can send a rescue mission for the polish astronaut.
In other news: Karolina is a miserable driver. She has no sense of location and seems to be incredibly not confident as she drives. She has nearly killed me at least 10 times while she drives. Maybe not 10 times, but more that once is more than enough.
Oh well.
Last night, while playing a game of "asshole" at Collin's new house, Karolina just about made my head explode.
Since this was her first time (supposedly) playing the game, I had to explain the game to her. Fine, there were other new comers to the game so it wasn't a real problem. Also, "asshole" has many different variations of rules so it was pretty much necessary.
I was unaware that I would actually have to explain to her about cards in general.
During the 3rd hand of the game, Karolina decided to let her polish side come out.
She did not know that a pair of anything is higher than an ace.
Game over. Game the f over.
She really, REALLY needs to pull her head out of her caboose.
On what planet that one ace can beat a pair of anything, that she lives on, I do not know. But NASA needs to locate it so they can send a rescue mission for the polish astronaut.
In other news: Karolina is a miserable driver. She has no sense of location and seems to be incredibly not confident as she drives. She has nearly killed me at least 10 times while she drives. Maybe not 10 times, but more that once is more than enough.
Oh well.
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