Eve of the school year

The fun has already begun.
Last night, while playing a game of "asshole" at Collin's new house, Karolina just about made my head explode.

Since this was her first time (supposedly) playing the game, I had to explain the game to her. Fine, there were other new comers to the game so it wasn't a real problem. Also, "asshole" has many different variations of rules so it was pretty much necessary.

I was unaware that I would actually have to explain to her about cards in general.
During the 3rd hand of the game, Karolina decided to let her polish side come out.

She did not know that a pair of anything is higher than an ace.

Game over. Game the f over.

She really, REALLY needs to pull her head out of her caboose.
On what planet that one ace can beat a pair of anything, that she lives on, I do not know. But NASA needs to locate it so they can send a rescue mission for the polish astronaut.

In other news: Karolina is a miserable driver. She has no sense of location and seems to be incredibly not confident as she drives. She has nearly killed me at least 10 times while she drives. Maybe not 10 times, but more that once is more than enough.

Oh well.