Punchski Faces Birthday!

so the little one turns 21 on October 3rd (which also corresponds with family weekend here at EIU).

well, the long haired polack has decided to invite her mother and father, and the rest of her polish extended family, down to the soiree.

but there is a kink in her immigrant logic: her parents are having some problems. not my place to go deeper into the situation, but it is a major concern of mine because the roommate completely forgot that it is family weekend.
the original plan was for her parents to stay in a hotel while here. WELLLLLLL! family weekend = no hotel rooms anywhere near.

looks like they are suddenly supposed to sleep here. this is not going to happen. i swear on my life it will not happen. i am not going to deal with three polish people yelling in their ridiculous language while i am an innocent bystander.

there will be a smackdown for sure.