Karolina is now offially 21. shit.

I think she uses heroin - a lot!

So, Karowhine-ah (that is her new name forever) has not gone to a single class this week.
she missed all her classes on monday because she didnt feel well. OK, she said she started to throw up at 5am (i dunno, I sleep heavier than a coma victim). she went to health circus and they asked her if she were preggo.
Last week, or maybe the week before, Karowhine-ah decided to drop her ONLY tuesday class. But yesterday she magically felt so much better that she didnt leave the house until 8 pm.

this morning, i wake up and see that she is still in bed (in reverse). her feet were where her head should have been. and so i start yelling at her to go to class because it is 9:15 and her first class started at 9.

"i dont feel good. leave me alone." and "i generally don't feel good in the morning"

and the fun ensues. we bicker back and forth for a while and i decide to get a bucket of water.

YES! a bucket of cold water.

so i tell her to get the eff up and either go to school or health circus. no response but "leave me alone."

Karowhine-ah finally got up, i think, and was in the shower?
no clue. But she really needs to grow the hell up or else next time there will not be just small splashes of water on her hands, imma dump 5 gallons on her. Waterboard style.

Punchski Faces Birthday!

so the little one turns 21 on October 3rd (which also corresponds with family weekend here at EIU).

well, the long haired polack has decided to invite her mother and father, and the rest of her polish extended family, down to the soiree.

but there is a kink in her immigrant logic: her parents are having some problems. not my place to go deeper into the situation, but it is a major concern of mine because the roommate completely forgot that it is family weekend.
the original plan was for her parents to stay in a hotel while here. WELLLLLLL! family weekend = no hotel rooms anywhere near.

looks like they are suddenly supposed to sleep here. this is not going to happen. i swear on my life it will not happen. i am not going to deal with three polish people yelling in their ridiculous language while i am an innocent bystander.

there will be a smackdown for sure.

2/2 are still not done.

1/2 Karolina tried to punch me, so I tried to break her arm until lola came around and told me not to.

GUESS WHAT??
The dishes

Popcorn Anyone?

SOOOOO!!!!!!!

as i am sitting here trying to get wasted, Karolina decides that she wants popcorn.
NO!
the dishes are STILL not done, and I have no room to work!


STFU!

doggy toothpaste?

Karolina: Does bentley have doggy toothpaste?
Me: No! Why?
Karolina: 'Cause his breath is stinky.
Me: Maybe it's because he's been licking his asshole all night.
Karolina: That is true.


Proof that my pollack is a re-re.